ROADKILL OK'D FOR W.VA DINNER MENU

West Virginia motorists who run down any road kill can now legally take it home for dinner under a law passed by the Legislature, the Associated Press reports.

The bill, would let drivers keep their road kill provided they report it to conservation or police officers within 12 hours. The measure became law when Gov. Cecil Underwood declined to veto it.

The bill allows any wildlife run over by vehicles to be taken home for dinner, except protected birds, spotted fawn or bear cubs (they don't fit in the pot). The state hopes to save money on removal of carcasses from the roadways.

A suggested item for the menu is FLAT CAT STEW

1 Road Kill Tabby
3 Cloves Garlic
2 Quarts Jack Daniels
CHECK PLEASE!!!!!
 
 

AND IN THE "IT'S NOT MY JOB TO PICK IT UP" DEPARTMENT

 

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