MR. TRAFFIC
BY
KAREN TOBIN

HE USED TO BE AN ACTOR
ON BROADWAY AND TV
BUT NOW HE'S FOUND HIS CALLING
TO HELP OUT SOCIETY
HE'S KNOWN AS MR. TRAFFIC
THE GURU OF THE ROAD
BUT HE WILL WHIZZ RIGHT BY YOU
IF YOU'RE DRIVING WAY TOO SLOW

THE DRIVING CODE'S HIS BIBLE
HE'S MEMORIZED EACH LINE
HIS BUSINESS IS SURVIVAL
AND KEEPING FOLKS ALIVE
OH MR. TRAFFIC, MR. TRAFFIC,
BE OUR GUIDE

MR. TRAFFIC'S GOT THE ANSWERS
KNOWS EVERY VEHICLE CODE
IF YA STAY WITHIN THE LIMITS
YOU'LL BE A HERO ON THE ROAD
OR YOU COULD END UP IN A SLAMMER
ON A PERMANENT WALKING TRAIL
SO YA BETTER DRIVE WITH CAUTION
OR SAVE YOUR DOLLARS FOR YOUR BAIL

IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO HIM
YOUR INSURANCE RATES WILL SOAR
AND YOU'LL BE HIRING A LAWYER
STANDING ON A COURTROOM FLOOR
OH MR. TRAFFIC, MR. TRAFFIC
WE'RE LAUGHING WITH YOU NOW
MR. TRAFFIC, MR. TRAFFIC,
YOU KNOW WHAT DRIVING'S ALL ABOUT

MR. TRAFFIC, MR. TRAFFIC
HE'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO DRIVE
AND IF YOU LISTEN TO HIM CAREFULLY
YOU'LL PROBABLY STAY ALIVE

THE DRIVING CODE'S HIS BIBLE
HE'S MEMORIZED EACH LINE
HIS BUSINESS IS SURVIVAL
AND KEEPING FOLKS ALIVE
OH MR. TRAFFIC, MR. TRAFFIC
THANKS FOR BEING OUR GUIDE